"As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators." - Bill Watterson

 

themightyif:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why you should follow Denny’s on Tumblr

I’ve always had kind of a soft spot for Denny’s.

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

(Source: lesbolution)

kgm42986:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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I did this in a blizzard once and they were like “yeah we still have to bring you pizza” and I was like “that’s bullshit I hope no one actually asks you to do that stay safe out there” and they were pleased.

jigokunotenshi:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

its-like-being-at-home:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

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This might win the ‘literally a gif for everything’ trend

"you may think its r… but his true love be the C"

Would anyone explain this to me please, I’m not a native speaker and I don’t  get the pun

"Arr" is a pirate catchphrase. (It’s pronounced like "are.") It’s also the name of "R" if someone talks about the letter aloud.

When one is talking out loud about C, it’s pronounced like “see.” This pronunciation can also be spelled “sea,” which is a word for the ocean.

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part II)

The St Louis County Council meeting was a fiery afar, as residents from across the county demanded Darren Wilson’s arrest, answers for Mike Brown’s death, and expressed frustration at their own police force being turned on them like they were enemies of the state. #staywoke #farfromover

nubbsgalore:

"evolution is written on the wings of butterflies." - charles darwin

photos from the sensational butterflies exhibit at london’s natural history museum, open until september 14, taken by (click pic) jonathan hordle, alastair grant, geoff pugh, luke macgregor, peter macdiarmid and leon neal.

according to the european environment agency, populations of europe’s grassland butterflies declined by almost fifty percent between 1990 and 2011.

“if the bee disappeared off the face of the earth, man would only have four years left to live.” - albert einsein. (bees, butterflies — chose your proxy indicator).

Number four reminded me instantly of galvinford.