"As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators." - Bill Watterson



Testing out my halloween makeup, and apparently becoming Creepy McCreeperface. 

I used this lovely tutorial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxFFbvNEcOE


i accidentally told my first boyfriend he’d be my first kill like how do u fuck that up

Eric Hosmer’s ‘WE’RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!’ jump (based on this)





soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them


admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.



White folks on tumblr be like, “Please be kind to moths. They are doing their best and deserve respect and kindness. Never step on a flower because they are sensitive and have feelings. Also, why can’t I say the n word?”

you forgot


I was like “what’s wrong with being nice to moths?” and then I got to the end